Those Kardashians Are As Dumb As a Box Of....Well, Kardashians

Okay, so I don't watch anything titled Kardashian, and lord knows there's a lotta that sh*t out there, but you can't escape them. Those bitches are everywhere. And they love their K's.

Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, Kangaroo, Komical. And my personal favorite: K-stupid.

It seems that the Kardashian girls sent out a press release to announce the arrival of something called the Kardashian Kollection, a kollaboration--oops, sorry, collaboration--between the sisters and photographer Annie Leibovitz for Sears.

Sears. Where Kamerica Shops.

But the, um, press release, well....judge for yourself:

Hi, I hope you are doing well!
Kourtney, Kim and Khloe personally invite you to join them in celebrating the launch of the Kardashian Kollection. Join the stylish Kardashian klan on September 6th at the private studio of the legendary photographer Annie Leibovitz for an exclusive preview of their fabulous new fashion Kollection for Sears.

Join the Kim, Khloe, Kourtney Kardashian Klan?

KKKKK. Oh girls. You are truly the K-dumbest K-bitches in the K-world.

Just K-sayin'. 


K-source [okay, I'll stop]

Michele Bachmann: Just When You Thought She Couldn't Be More Idiotic

Michele Bachmann never met an issue she couldn't mangle, and now she's knee-deep in another one.


See, when Obama announced the stimulus package, to help get the economy moving, Bachmann was vociferously vocal about it, criticizing Obama, saying it wouldn't work, calling it gay and, therefore, of Satan, you know, her usual rhetoric.


But, um, Michele? Honey? Wingnut? Liar? Why then did you eagerly accept the money?


In private, it seems that serial liar Michele Bachmann not only repeatedly sought stimulus funds from federal agencies, but justified her rabid requests by claiming that the funds would create jobs and strengthen the economy. And yet, publicly Bachmann denounced the stimulus as an act of "overspending" and "fantasy economics" that hurt jobs.


Of course, when asked by her usual two-faced approach, Bachmann replied; "I voted against the stimulus and I was very public against the stimulus. After the stimulus was passed and the money was there, why should my constituents or anyone else be disadvantaged?" 


So, she thought it was wrong, she thought it wouldn't help, she thought it was bad policy, but she stood in line with her hands out to take it.


Asshat say what?


Bachmann says she sought federal money to create jobs in her district, even though she preached, because let's face it, with her religious wingnutism, she does a lot of preaching, that government spending [i.e. the stimulus package] would, in fact, hurt the economy and destroy jobs. Again, she said publicly that it would destroy jobs and then took the money in the hopes of creating jobs.


It's the Michele Bachmann special, a Two-Step-Flip-Flop Lie.


Does she even understand economics?
Does she even understand anything?


And let's talk about the debt ceiling issue. Bachmann was very vocal in her opposition to raising the debt ceiling, which would allow the U.S. to continue to borrow money, while policy experts from both parties agreed it should be raised.


Now, Bachmann is claiming she had never advocated for default, but had put a plan on the table that would have denied an increase in the debt ceiling and instead required the Treasury Department to prioritize payments to US creditors, Social Security recipients, Medicare beneficiaries and the military. But, was she aware that her "plan" would have required defunding a majority of government programs, from unemployment benefits to the FBI?


Bachmann was not bothered by that prospect.
Another Two-Step-Flip-Flop Lie.


And then, when asked how she would work with the Democrats if....and it's a big If....huge....she was elected president, Bachmann said she would "work tirelessly" to ensure that the Republican Party picked up 13 seats in the Senate, giving Republicans a filibuster-proof majority to enact her agenda.


So, she wouldn't work with the Democrats, and she wouldn't work with anyone who doesn't agree with her asshatted policies, her wingnutism, her fucktarditude.


Two-Step-Flip-Flop Lie.
That's what you get with Bachmann.

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30% Of Republicans Are Brain Dead

The man has produced his birth certificate TWICE, yet 30% of Republicans still think Barack Obama was not born in this country. 

And, on a similar note, 30% of Republicans apparently think Hawaii is not an actual US state.

This new poll, which also shows that 16% of all Americans are as brain dead as that 30% of Republicans, was conducted the week of April 29 to May 2, AFTER Obama released the birth certificate AGAIN and addressed the news media on the topic.

Other groups who are not using their brains, are Conservatives, 34% of whom believe Obama is not an American citizen, and those without a college degree...DUH...21% of whom are clinically moronic.

Seriously, people, the man has shown his birth certificate twice now and yet you still don't buy it? That leads to just one conclusion, well, maybe two. 

You're all a bunch of idiots, or you're a bunch of racists.

Which is it?

Poll Source

Just A Thought: Bristol's Baby Moneymaker

So, let me get this queer.

A high school girl, the daughter of well-to-do, prominent parents, gets knocked up and decides to have her baby even though she's technically a child herself. Okay, her choice, good for her. Then her mother, running for political office, trots out pregnant daughter on the campaign trail, along with the on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again baby daddy, reminding all of us about the dangers of teen pregnancy, and how we should be preaching abstinence.

Well, someone in that house should have been preaching abstinence, and someone in that house should have been listening.

But Bristol Palin had the baby, and made magazine covers, and went dancing, er, lumbering, across our TV screens, and was invited to speak about teen pregnancy. And was paid more than $262,000 for speaking out about single motherhood.

How is that possible that Bristol Palin is the spokesmoron for this issue?

How can she, after being paid thousands of dollars to dance on TV because she is a world-famous unwed mother, tell any other girl about the hardships of becoming a single mother at such a young age?

She comes from a well-to-do family, so you know there was help with the baby. Then she gets huge paychecks for being a reality star. And to top that off, the now-20-year-old earns a quarter of a million dollars telling kids to not do what she did.

Bad example, Bristol.

To not do what you did means to not get pregnant, to not sell your dysfunctional romance with your baby daddy to a magazine for a hefty check, to not clomp around on TV for weeks on end gathering a big paycheck, and to not get paid $262,000 to tell teen girls to not follow in your two left footsteps.

Why didn't the Candie's Foundation--they're the ones who pay Bristol's outrageous fees--pick a real single mother, who's struggling to make it on her own, without her mama's millions and minions, without magazine articles and dancing shows, to tell teen girls about the hardships of single motherhood.

Bristol can complain all she wants about how hard it is to be up all night with a screaming baby, but she's making a mint off her story so it can't be that difficult. I mean, she got knocked up, had a baby, and is now making a fortune off the story. At twenty, she even owns her own home, paid for by the money she's making off being a teen mother. 

Why doesn't every young girl try it?

Disgusting.

source: Yahoo News

If You Didn't Think She Was Delusional Before....

Sarah Palin, who isn't running for president, or at least not officially, is in India this week campaigning. 

And saying the darndest things!

She gave a speech she dubbed “My Vision for America”--which, in and of itself, is delusional--and during a post-speech Q&A, when asked why she and McCain lost the 2008 election, she said,  “I wasn’t the top of the ticket!”


Oh, but she did!

Now, of course, this would never happen in America, because Mama Grizzly Bore don't allow no stinkin' Q7A after she does her speechifying, but in India, she thought she could handle the press.

Tee....followed quickly by.....hee.

More funny Palin ideas HERE.

Stupid Twits

from The Hollywood Reporter:

As many of you may know by now, comedian Gilbert Gottfried was fired as the Aflac spokesperson after his crude Tweets about the Japan earthquake. Well, he won't be the first--or last--celebrity to post some ridiculous Twittage, so here now, from The Hollywood Reporter, are their...
Top Ten Most Stupid Hollywood Tweets:

1. Gilbert Gottfried:
After the Japanese earthquake and tsunami, he Tweeted:
"I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, 'They'll be another one floating by any minute now.'"
And then he was fired.
Asshat!

2. 50 Cent:
Tweeting on the tsunami that was headed to the West Coast on Friday:
"Wave will hit 8am them crazy white boys gonna try to go surfing."
This one isn't rude, or really stupid, it's just kinda dumb.
And lame.

3. Charlie Sheen:
The day before he was fired from Two and a Half Men:
"fastball. the trolls are foaming from their toothless holes. rumor mill abundant with evil gossip. mainstream heretics smirking."
CrazySayWhat?
Seriously, it looks like, if someone isn't writing down what he should say, it's all gibberish.

4. Kanye West:
"An abortion can cost a ballin' n-- up to 50gs maybe a 100. Gold diggin' b---es be getting pregnant on purpose. #STRAPUP my n---s!"
Apparently lots of people stopped following this asshat after this particular tirade.
And with good reason.

5. Hills star Spencer Pratt:
After a contentious appearance on the Today show (followed by Al Roker Tweeting that he and ex wife Heidi Montag were on "minute 11 of their 15 minutes of fame"), Pratt attacked the anchor:
"Do you always look like your about to die? How old are you 97? You should retire asap- No one would even know?"
Douchebag.
That's all. 

6. Scott Baio:
He posted an unflattering photo of Michelle Obama and wrote:
"WOW He wakes up to this every morning."
He followed that 20 new messages defending himself.
He received death threats.
For being stupid.

7. Paris Hilton:
"No, no, I didn't go to England; I went to London."
[sidenote: this one is my favorite]
[additional sidenote: i found this picture accompanying an article where Paris Hilton says she is not stupid.]
You can make this shiz up.

8. Bow Wow:
Apparently, he's suggesting that he was drunk driving and revealing his exact location to potential police officers following his tweets:
"Face numb im whippin the lambo. Tispy as f*k. Just left @livmiami. Im f**ked up!!! Ohhhh damn. Y i drive the lambo. Chris might have to drive after next spot."
Don't drink and drive and Tweet, apparently.

9. Jessica Simpson:
"Sometimes learning the language in my head can be just as hard as communicating with someone foreign. alone time on flights get me everytime."
Wow!
She's like Charlie Sheen.
Without the hookers, cocaine and guns.

10. Mary J. Blige:
"Why is that people always try to understand estimate my intelligents [sic]?! They should never do that!"
Mary, Mary, Mary.
I love your music, but, c'mon, grrr, get a spellchecker.