Showing posts with label Marcus Bachmann. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Marcus Bachmann. Show all posts

Friday, July 22, 2011

I Didn't Say It........


Rick Santorum, on Dan Savage's "attacks" on him:
"Whether it’s Rick Santorum or Michele Bachmann, it’s the Left making fun of someone who believes in the values that built America. It believes in traditional marriage. How outrageous. How bigoted. How hateful that you actually believe that, that, you know, raising children and, and, and families with mothers and fathers is something to be encouraged. That you’re, that, that, just because you hold those opinions, you are subject to the worst form of, of, of, of vulgarity on the internet, on television, and everywhere else, and they get away with, not only do they get away with the mainstream media, but they are applauded by the mainstream media. They are made, they are celebrated by, as you mentioned, in New York, by taking on these, these people who believe in these outmoded virtues, and, the bottom line is I stand and I wear it as a badge of honor that someone as vulgar and as, and as disgusting and as hate-filled as Dan Savage sees me as public enemy number one. To me, that tells me I must be doing something right."


Oh, Rick, poor Rick.
You aren't subject to the ridicule and mockery of people on the left because you believe in a traditional family unit--whatever that is.
You are subject to ridicule and mockery, and the Frothy Mixing, because of your bigoted and homophobic and intolerant and bassackwards, and might I add, fucktarded, comments on the LGBT community.
You have compared homosexuality to child molestation and incest and bigamy and bestiality.
That's why you're the butt of jokes.
That's why you're a joke. 


Dan Savage, on Marcus Bachmann being an ALLEGED homosexual:
"Gay people who point out how fruity Bachmann is aren't saying there's something wrong with being fruity, or with being gay, or with guys who look, speak, walk, or dance the way Bachmann does. A lot of us look, speak, walk, and dance that way. And we don't think there's anything wrong with us for looking, speaking, walking, or dancing that way. I've never met a gay man who objected to Modern Family's Cam, who looks, speaks, walks, and dances the Bachmann way. And we certainly don't think there's anything wrong with being gay. But Marcus Bachmann sure does. He thinks there's a whole lot wrong with being gay. And when we point out that this same Marcus Bachmann acts like a huge homo—like a huge, messy, married, dishonest, closeted version Cam—we're not mocking the fruits. We're hoisting that pansy with his own hateful petard."


If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, walks like a duck, it's a duck.
And, sometimes it's a "huge, messy, married, dishonest, closeted" duck like Marcus Bachmann.
Just because he is ALLEGEDLY ashamed of being gay doesn't make being gay wrong.


Bishop David Allen Richey, saying he fears gay people more than wars and natural disasters:
"I'm not afraid of the many disasters that are happening simultaneously in our world. I'm not afraid of all the wars that are currently raging on almost every continent on the globe. The potential for nuclear accidents globally doesn't frighten me. What terrifies me are good men and women saying and doing nothing when politicians we voted into office are making moral laws that contradict everything a Holy God stands for. [snip] If someone desires to indulge in bestiality, anal sex, homosexuality or any other perverted sexual act, why does it have to be made a law? More important, why have more than 50 percent of Americans bought into the lie that it has to be legalized?"


I love how these Catholic Bishops are always comparing homosexuality to bestiality and other perverted sexual acts, but generally leave raping children out of the mix.
Pot. Kettle. Pedophile.
And marriage will be legalized for all Americans, Bishop, and you'll be stuck on the sidelines whimpering and moaning and living in the past.


Rudy Giuliani, on what the GOP needs to do if they want to regain the White House:
'I think the Republican Party would be well advised to get the heck out of people's bedrooms and let these things get decided by states. We'd be a much more successful political party if we stuck to our economic, conservative roots. I think it's wrong [gay marriage], but there are other things that I think are wrong that get decided by democratic vote. I see more harm, however, by dwelling so much on this subject of gays and lesbians and whether it's right or wrong in politics."


Oh, Rudy.
In one breath you tell the GOP to get out of people's bedrooms, and then you open the door and walk right in with your anti-marriage equality stance.
If the GOP really wants to win an election, then the GOP needs to realize that fear isn't a way to get votes.
Actions speak louder than words.
They ought to shut up and get to work doing all the things they promised last November that they haven't done a thing about since.


Dr. Jack Drescher, a psychiatrist who specializes in debunking "ex-gay" conversion:
"[Ex-gay theories are] o far outside the mainstream it's practically on Mars. We don't know what causes homosexuality, we don't know what causes heterosexuality, and since we don't what causes it, we don't know how to change it. There is no science that effectively states [reparative therapy] this can work, this can change."


I think that whatever causes homosexuality is the same thing that causes heterosexuality, though the mo's get all the fabulousness.
And you can't pray away fabulousness.
Or the gay.
Or the straight.


Alan Chambers, leader of the "ex-gay" group Exodus International:
"We can look at other organizations who help people dealing with other life struggles. For instance, Weight Watchers... Should we go after Weight Watchers and tell them 'Don't say that there's anything beyond obesity' for people who are struggling with obesity and want an alternative to that?"


Hmm, interesting.
Is there a point system to Chambers' ideology, like there is to Weight Watchers.
Sucking a dick is 1 point?
Riding a hot guy is 5?
And how many points do you get before you're a full-fledged flaming queen.
I mean, I reached that number a loooong time ago.


Unwed teen mother Bristol Palin, on her insider knowledge of God's political affiliation:
"I think that people treat her poorly, they treat her with no respect, and I think it’s because they’re envious of her. She’s got a good family, she’s got a good husband, she’s got awesome support, she’s got God on her side, and I think people are envious of that."


Um, Bristol? You're dumb.
The only people who envy you and your family are morons with no active brain cells.
You got drunk and got knocked up, had a child, proclaimed your allegiance to abstinence--about a year too late by my calender--went on a TV dance show, got a buttload of plastic surgery to fix your low self-esteem issues, and continue to sell yourself to the highest bidder.
Your mother barely graduated from any one of the five colleges she attended, was elected to a job and quit halfway through because it got too hard, ran for, and spectacularly lost, a bid to be Vice President, sold her soul to reality TV, and started ina documentary that made just about as much money as I scraped out of my sofa cushions last week.
Envious?
I think not.


President Obama, on the debt ceiling stalemate:
"What we're seeing here confirms what the American people think is the worst about Washington: that everyone is more interested in posturing and political positioning and protecting their base than solving real problems. Eric, I could get well above the numbers the GOP is talking about with revenue increases. I am not afraid to veto this and I will take that message and defend it to the American people. If we default, it will be a tax increase on every American. My responsibility is to the American people. I have reached the point where I say, 'Enough.' I have sat here long enough and no other President - Ronald Reagan wouldn't sit here like this. I've reached my limit. We've reached the point where something's got to give. You've either got to compromise on your dollar for dollar insistence or you compromise on the big deal, which means raising taxes. Eric, don't call my bluff. I will go to the American people on this. This may bring my presidency down, but I will not yield on this."

We need more balls of steel from Obama. More calling out people like Cantor and Boehner and McConnell, who would rather see America crumble in order to win an election.
You cannot pay off a debt without taxes, no matter how much you cut a budget.
Any asshat knows that.


Marcus Bachmann, claiming that the audio tape in which he calls gays "barbarians" was doctored:
"I was talking in reference to children. Nothing, nothing to do with homosexuality. That's not my mindset. That's not my belief system. That's not the way I would talk. I think the strongest myth is the myth that I have ever called a homosexual a barbarian. We don't have an agenda or a philosophy of trying to change someone."


But then the unedited version of the tape came out and that is exactly what he said.
Liar, Liar, your wife's an idiot.
And, so, Miss, are you.


NOM president Brian Brown, whining about people who choose not to follow the law and give up their civil servant jobs:
"We've already met the first victims of this new gay marriage regime. Town clerks, charged with a duty to issue and record marriage licenses, are faced with a stark choice: give up stable employment in the midst of a troubled job market, or give up their religious convictions about marriage. Two clerks have already resigned; others have been warned that failure to comply with the new law could land them in jail. Who will the next victims be? A wedding photographer or owner of a reception hall? Parents of public school children who object to curriculum changes this fall? How long before the new law impacts you and your family? The answer from Albany is clear: We couldn't care less."


Oh, Brian, wipe your tears.
These people aren't victims,
They are people who work for the government of the state of New York who cannot set aside their religious beliefs and follow the law.
Too bad, so sad.
You don't want to issue marriage licenses to gay couples?
Quit.Your.Job.


Bryan Fischer, American Family Association spokesman, on how Freedom of Religion only applies to Christians: 
"The First Amendment was written neither to guarantee freedom of religion to Muslims or Buddhists or Hindus nor to prohibit their free exercise of religion. It wasn’t written about them one way or another. It was written for one specific purpose: to protect the free exercise of the Christian religion. We must be clear: the First Amendment does not prohibit the free exercise of alternative religions, but neither does it guarantee it. It simply does not address the issue at all."

Um, dickhead?
May i call you dickhead?
Where, oh, where does it say "only Christians" in the First Amendment?
It doesn't?
Then quit trying to say it does. people like you that use your ignorance, bigotry, homophobia and stupidity to rewrite the Bible and the Constitution to fit you narrow world view are despicable.
And dickheads.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Karger V Bachmann

Republican presidential candidate Fred Karger does not mince words.

This week he took on the Misses Bachmanns, Michele and Marcus, and the "counseling" clinic she owns and he runs that is ALLEGEDLY offering ex-gay therapy.

Karger: “She’s a liar and now that she’s been busted, she’s trying to divert attention away from her lies. She is just another hypocrite and bigot.”

What incited Karger’s harsh words was the revelation of an undercover video investigation by Truth Wins Out in which they sent in a reporter to act as though he was struggling with his sexuality and needed help to tame his homosexual urges.

TWO’s John Becker spent much of June masquerading as a client seeking a cure for his homosexuality. He received several counseling sessions at Bachmann’s clinic, all directed at helping him end his homosexuality and become the heterosexual he was born as, to paraphrase the counselor. 

The Bachmanns are saying nothing about the video and the investigation, In fact, all Crazy Eyed Hypocrite Michele Bachmann will say is that she's proud of the clinic because it creates jobs.

I guess she'd be proud of the factory that creates crosses to burn on peoples lawns, too. Or the seamstresses who create the white sheets for the KKK. Or the makers of Louisville Sluggers used to bash gay men.

It's all about jobs. I guess.

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Truth Wins Out Investigation

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Michele Bachmann and Peter Lucas Moses: Gay Bashers

Michele Bachmann, 2004:
"I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgendered. We need to have profound compassion for the people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life, and sexual identity disorders. This is a very real issue. It’s not funny, it’s sad. Any of you who have members of your family that are in the lifestyle--we have a member of our family that is. This is not funny. It’s a very sad life. It’s part of Satan, I think, to say this is gay. It’s anything but gay. And so we are not here tonight--in fact, I wish this whole room was filled with the gay community--because we'd reach our hand out in love. The Love Won Out conference was here not too long ago in the Twin Cities, and it’s profoundly sad to recognize that almost all, if not all, individuals who have gone into the lifestyle have been abused at one time in their life, either by a male or by a female."

This is how gay bashing starts. Sticks and stones, you know; it's just words.

But in calling gay men and women a part of Satan, saying we are all unhappy, that we're sad, and  "saying almost all, if not all" gay people have been abused in our lives, which turned us gay, is how it starts.

Then, if you're a Michele Bachmann, you take that hatred, that bigotry, that intolerance, and you fund your husband's "business", which professes to use Christian therapies to make all those gays into straight men and women.

it sounds kind of innocuous, you know, and I imagine some gay folks who are so self-loathing and so brainwashed by religion and the narrow minds of their families, do turn to these sorts of groups, run by the likes of Marcus Bachmann, to rid themselves of their homosexuality. And then they believe they have been cured, and are now heterosexual, when in fact, all they are is even more self-loathing, more afraid, and less themselves.

It all starts with words.
And sometimes it ends in murder.Up in North Carolina, Peter Lucas Moses Jr. is accused of murdering Jadon Higganbothan, a 4-year-old boy. because of his beliefs and association with a radical religious sect. He is also accused of murdering Antoinetta Yvonne McKoy who tried to leave his sect, the Black Hebrews.

But it's the murder of little Jadon that is the most troubling, if one murder can be more troubling than another.

Jadon was murdered because Moses suspected he was gay.

It all seems to have started back in October 2010, prosecutors told the judge, one of the women in Moses' family told him that Jadon had hit another child's bottom. Moses retaliated because he thought the boy might be homosexual--because the child's father had left his mother.

Homosexuality is frowned upon by the Black Hebrews, so Moses asked Jadon's mother to get rid of him. He had two other women set up computers and speakers in the garage, and then he took Jadon into the garage, and while the speakers blared music and the Lord's Prayer, Moses shot Jadon in the head. The women cleaned up the mess, and put the boy's remains in a suitcase in the house until Moses complained of the smell. Investigators discovered the remains in June, months after beginning a missing person case.

Michele Bachmann says gay people are part of Satan and Peter Lucas Moses Jr. killed a child because he thought the boy was homosexual and his religion forbid that.

It starts with words. Michele Bachmann says gay people are 'of' Satan.
It, sometimes, ends in death. Peter Lucas Moses killed a boy in the name of God.


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Friday, July 8, 2011

I'm Baaaack And........I Didn't Say it.....

Ben Cohen, rugby player and straight LGBTQ ally, on New York's gay marriage law:
"It’s nice to be in love with someone, and of course you want to have that extra bond of being married and not perceived to be different. [The idea that] because you’re gay you can’t experience being married is wrong."

It's nice when someone associated with such a masculine sport as rugby, where one might think homophobia rampant, can stand up, and speak up, for the rights of the LGBT community.
And he was doing so long before it became the cool thing to do.
Hot. Smart. Athletic. Compassionate.
What's not to love?

Presidential candidate Fred Karger, on President Obama's marriage stance:
"I am puzzled that a man who is the product of a biracial marriage, whose own parents could not have married in 16 states before 1967, seems unable to understand the extreme pain that bigotry causes... I have never heard of anyone switching sides from pro-gay marriage, as the president used to be, to anti-gay marriage."

Seriously.
While I don't agree with Karger on everything, he is right that Obama used to be for equality, and now he's a little, well, ambiguous.
Evolve already. Fierce advocate.

Cory Monteith, of Glee, has joined the 'Straight But Not Narrow' campaign, an effort to encourage young heterosexual men to show support for their gay peers:
"So, maybe you like to play football, maybe you like to sing and dance, maybe you like both. Maybe you don't like either. Doesn't matter. Just be yourself. Just be you, because that's good enough for me. We're guys talking to guys about guys who like guys."

While the fight for equality is intrinsically a gay fight, it can't ever be won without the support of the heterosexual community, and I love the idea of people like Ben Cohen and Cory Monteith standing up, and speaking up, for gay men and women. and tolerance and understanding and equality.

Linda Harvey, fucktard head of the SPLC-certified hate group Mission America, on Obama and the "homosexual agenda":
"Our President has launched a broad scale attack on traditional values. If homosexuals and transgenders are allowed to live and love as they see fit, we would have a whole societal mess on our hands, which is already starting to happen in some areas. We’re already seeing the denial of liberty, intimidation tactics, and flat out dirty tricks in the effort to silence concerned citizens, especially Christians. And I’m sure many of you are as dismayed as I am over our hyper-sexualized culture, well homosexual activism only puts that trend on steroids. It’s not a rights issue, its cultural revolution, where homosexuality is declared acceptable, the harm and detriments disguised, and no other views are allowed. And that’s not human rights, friends, it’s anti-family tyranny. We need someone else as President, don’t you think? Someone who loves and honors God, His design, and truth itself."

Linda? You're an ass.
No one, no one, saying Christians can't all gather and preach their love of God and their hate of Gays. You can do that. it's called Freedom Of Speech, bitch. Like, I have the right to call you a bitch.
What you cannot do, you twisted mind-fucking dimwit, is use your religion to set the laws for everyone in this country.
All men, and women, are created equal, and I would like to see them treated that way.
Asshat.

Bishop Thomas Tobin, of the Providence Catholic Diocese, on the notion of Civil Unions becoming legal in Rhode Island--and they have:
"I am deeply disappointed that Rhode Island will establish civil unions in our state. The concept of civil unions is a social experiment that promotes an immoral lifestyle, is a mockery of the institution of marriage as designed by God, undermines the well-being of our families, and poses a threat to religious liberty. Can there be any doubt that Almighty God will, in His own time and way, pass judgment upon our state, its leaders and citizens, for abandoning His commands and embracing public immorality? I encourage Catholics to pray for God’s patience, mercy and forgiveness in these distressing times."

Um, Bishop? Honey?
When you want to talk about an immoral lifestyle--and rational people know that being gay is not a lifestyle, but a life--shouldn't you look around your church, first, and work hard, real hard, on casting out all those child-raping priests in your midst?
If you wanna talk immorality, and illegality, let's look at you and yours, aiding and abetting child molesters.
So, pray all you want, I think God is praying you'll do the right thing and actually start protecting children.

Marcus Bachmann, husband wacknut Teabaggin' presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann, and an "ex-gay' therapist and ALLEGED homosexual, on The Gays:
"We have to understand: barbarians [gays] need to be educated. They need to be disciplined. Just because someone feels it or thinks it doesn’t mean that we are supposed to go down that road. That’s what is called the sinful nature. We have a responsibility as parents and as authority figures not to encourage such thoughts and feelings from moving into the action steps. And let’s face it: what is our culture, what is our public education system doing today? They are giving full, wide-open doors to children, not only giving encouragement to think it but to encourage action steps. That’s why when we understand what truly is the percentage of homosexuals in this country, it is small. But by these open doors, I can see and we are experiencing, that it is starting to increase."

He's as stupid as his wife, and just as dangerous.
Spreading fear as gospel.
Demeaning gay people by calling them barbarians and suggesting wee need 'discipline.'
What we need, you self-loathing, closeted, mother-effin' moron, is be treated equally, and with dignity, and for people like you and your numbskull of a wife, to stop spreading lies and fear and intimidation.
Which, of course, you do because it's the only way people will listen to you.

Brad Pitt, on New York's recently passed gay marriage law:
"It is encouraging that New York has joined the movement to grant equal marriage rights to its citizens. But it is each American's Constitutional right to marry the person they love, no matter what state they inhabit. No state should decide who can marry and who cannot. Thanks to the tireless work of so many, someday soon this discrimination will end and every American will be able to enjoy their equal right to marriage."

Hot, sexy, smart, compassionate.
And with a wife who is hot, sexy, smart and compassionate.
What's not to love?
And, Pitt puts his money where his mouth is. he donated $100,000 of his own money to fight California's anti-gay Proposition 8.

Lady Gaga, on the accusation that she uses LGBT politics to sell records:
“To say that I would use the gay community to sell records is probably one of the most ridiculous statements anyone can make about me as a person... I would say the top thing I think about every single day of my life, other than my fans, loving the music, and my family being healthy, is social justice and equality.”

I would hope that she isn't using us, but when she does things like write "The Next Big Gay Anthem" in ten minutes, I wonder.
But then she did motivate many people in New York to call and write their senators about marriage equality.......