Overheard At Home......

This afternoon, after putting in a new cobblestone walkway, Carlos and I were having a rousing discussion about...........................................................typewriters.
Indeed.

Carlos: I remember my old typewrite. but I always wanted one of those IBM ones that had the little ball that sped through the typing.....tickety tickety tickety tick tick tick.
Bob: Oh, yeah, we had one of those.
Carlos: Oh, you must have been privileged.
Bob: No, we were white.

I have been watching a little too much Lisa Lampanelli, and will, no doubt, be punished.