Blackbirds are dying because of the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" repeal. They died because of your sins.

Yeah. I thought so. The patterns are there. This was filched from The Whited Sepulchre, only I have to add that the stricken birds were clearly leading an alternative lifestyle - it only makes sense (fegelahs*).

(*)Fegalah - an Yiddish for "bird" and Yiddish slang for "homosexual". It fits, after all Jesus definitely knew Yiddish...