A few personal questions to PA poets

From this PMW (Palestinian Media Watch) bulletin:

The Palestinian Authority continues to present violence as an option that is only being postponed right now, because "at the present time it is impossible."

PA TV music video:"We won't throw down our weapons. We treat the rifle as a brother."

[PA TV (Fatah), Dec. 30, 2010

If a rifle should be treated like a brother, then:

1. How a real brother should be treated?
2. What about a sister?
3. How about daddy then?
4. And, most interesting, where does it put your mom?