Hugo Chávez 'in critical condition' in Cuban hospital: liposuction gone wrong?

I chose this article for the picture:

The three subjects look in similar state of health and, in my humble, should start learning harp playing (or whatever musical instrument is allowed up there) pronto.

Anyway, the rumor and the hope attached could be wrong:

After two weeks of silence, the Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez, said on Twitter that he is in good health.

Now I hate Twitter even more than before.